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Remember the old adage.....there is no such thing as a free lunch. It's actually true! There still isn't! If you are lucky enough to be 'randomly' selected with a pop-up as the 600th person of the day and You have Won a FREE IPad 2......(You'll just have to trust me on this).....You have not! (SteeeeeeeeeRike 2)
It's just lucky for me that I recently received an e-mail from a Ugandan foreign minister who is willing to deposit millions of dollars into my bank account & all for just a small handling fee......so I'll be able to buy
IPad 3's for all my FB friends anyway.....just as soon as the check clears!
As you may or may not be aware, I am currently single. I enjoy work, golf, reading tennis & women....& not in that order. It's been sometime since I've dated and because I've heard &........been encouraged to do so....why not check out Internet Dating? I had resisted to this point. I'm kind of old fashioned after all but then there it was....a weak moment......& speeddating.com on the right rail!
Before I knew it I had clicked thru (for research purposes naturally) & supplied all the pertinent information. The dye was cast! Immediately I was fed to hungry wolves like a slow red fox! My God....There are Plenty of Fish in the Sea. I must have gotten at least 10 hits in the first 30 seconds! What......Do these women live on the internet and my God....wouldn't it be helpful to at least have all your teeth in the profile pic??? Once I had realized the sheer madness of it all, I tried to reverse the process. Let me tell you this. It's easy in...... not so easy out....especially when PANIC sets in! It must have taken me nearly 40 minutes to figure the 'out'. The subsequent nightmares were not worth the 'research' & there was a short time that I even considered becoming a Tibetan Monk. (Foouullll Tip) Facebook is so damn good. It can even target several of my likes at the same time. Meet Young Women Who Like to Play Golf...... Yikes!